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Sunday, 30 March 2014

Why does shopping local mostly SUCK!


I was reading with interest a little while ago, that business people here in Australia were petitioning the Government to lower the $ amount of things you could buy overseas before they incurred GST. These businesses were saying that competition from people ordering stuff off places like e bay where there is no GST was damaging their ability to compete.

For those who don't have it GST = Goods and Services Tax which is basically a government money grubbing exercise in return for doing sweet FA. They tax a business to sell and customers to buy.

Now this got me to thinking. Why do people shop online rather than at their local stores. Well I don't know about others but for me there are three main reasons.

1) Total lack of Customer Service:  It seems that the majority of times (with the odd notable exception) I have to interact with my local stores I am met by surly, unhelpful, ignorant shop staff, who if teenagers, are usually texting on their phone and will ignore customers if at all possible. Or if not teenagers, will grudgingly acknowledge your existence but leave you in no doubt that they really wish you were some place else.

Up to a point I can understand this; as I've also noticed that a large number of customers are either ignorant muppets or just plain rude to shop staff and if they talked to me like that on the street they'd get a bitch-slapping.

However I'm not one of them and I make it a point to try to be pleasant and polite, because I know how shit their jobs must be. But they make it all so very hard sometimes and when met with being ignored when I'm obviously waiting for assistance,or rudeness, I'm as blunt as a battleaxe and don't have to scream and shout to make them cringe behind the counter. Honestly though, why should it have to come to that? 
LOCAL BUSINESS: FAIL

2) No Help at All:  Everything is OH-SO-HARD. Several times now something that I wanted to buy was not stocked . Each time I've asked the various stores if they could possibly get it in for me as I don't mind the wait and would actually like to support my local businesses.

Either they quoted a ridiculously inflated price - one example was a laptop screen replacement which was quoted at 3x the price I could buy it for in Australia (after having it sent by courier from Queensland) WTF?  Or said it would take months to get in (food from Japan – 16 days via e bay including the time spent at customs) or they flat out refused. You would have thought I'd asked them to buy me parts for a particle accelerator.
LOCAL BUSINESS: FAIL

3) It's cheaper: This is where I get really confused. Now I buy a lot of stuff off ebay but not all of this comes from overseas, often it's just from other states in Australia. So please explain how it's possible for for me, a non business, to buy a single item, pay for shipping and still be able to get it cheaper than I can locally? This does not compute.

Surely a business buying at wholesale prices, shipping high volumes at reduced postage rates, should be making ample profits with what they are charging. This leads me to believe they are either grossly inflating their mark-up and so they're just greedy, or so incompetent they don't deserve to be in business anyway.
LOCAL BUSINESS: FAIL

That does not mean that I've totally stopped shopping locally however. There are a number of stores that I frequent time and time again. What is their secret? Are they cheaper than online? No.

Their secret is every time I go to them I feel welcome. The staff greet me with a smile and hello and it was like that from day one, not just because I'm a regular there now. Many of them will try to get me stuff in if they don't have it and in a reasonable time, at reasonable cost. In return for this they get my money and everyone is happy. Sadly these places are few and far between.

A lot of the local businesses and their staff need to get their acts together and realise that without customers they won't have a damn job and a lot of people are like me. They may spend there once but they won't be back again.

Rant Over.

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